shlongski

A penis that is in the shape of a ski, it is quite aerodynamic.

I gave sheela the hot Shlongski at the slopes yesterday.

by Bigdickniggasss November 30, 2015

shlongosaurus

A dinosaur with a lager genitalia

Look at that shlongosaurus Rex's dick

by Crazybitch16 November 27, 2016

Schlongus

Schlongus is a term used to describe a males penis

Look how long his schlongus is...

by Schlongus May 23, 2020

Slongused

A combination of the following feelings: sleepy, hungry and confused. Often used as an abbreviation of the aforementioned emotions.

The widow was walking wearily on her way feeling agitated and rather slongused.

by Enok’smom November 10, 2021

Schlongus Bongus

A word for a cock that social media regulations dont notice, also used to prevent teachers from lecturing you about language

Damn bro, da fellas schlongus bongus lookin proper in dem pants

by deJebbsterr27 August 13, 2022

shmonguss

a guy named justice who’s gay with special needs.

“justice is such a shmonguss.”

by sowsa April 25, 2023

Shlingus

someone who owns an elephant with a long shlong

Declan: hey Andrew what do you have there
Andrew: an elephant with a shlong
Declan: you dirty Shlingus

by Ronniemcnutt May 29, 2023