Shlonky

A Jewish way of saying Penis, Dick and/ or peen

yo my Shlonky is so long

by Bmagay June 23, 2019

shlonked

Shlonked; A term that describes a level of intoxication, eg; I‘m shlonked, call a cab...cant even get my brain to sync with my feet! Further to‘ shlonked‘ is ‘shlonk-ed‘, emphasis on two syllable pronounciation, meaning a level above‘ shlonked‘.

‘He got so‘ shlonked‘ on Friday night we found him talking to a post box'..

by kebablalova December 16, 2013

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

shlongy longy

the form of a really long thick penis.

sara: "damn Santa Claus got a shlongy longy!"
santa claus: "thanks sara you're a real ho ho ho!"

by imprettyhotngl October 6, 2021

Schlonkey

When a dick goes up a girls butt so she wont shit straight for a week

Schlon(g)- penis
(Don)key- ass- butthole

David gave Betsy a schlonkey, so she had to got to the doctor and have a rectal xray.

by A-phish January 30, 2010

shlonger donger

a mans manhood, his genetelia, his dick.

oh my god he hit me in the shlonger donger!

by chris robbinz January 24, 2007

schlongky

term used for a mans penis

i was talking to a girl at that party and she reached in my pants and totaly grabed my schlongky

by the original schmidt December 10, 2006