Salomon

Salomon is a unique, one of a kind human being. He is a strong, hardworking, and loyal individual who does whatever it takes to get shit done. He doesn't have a lot of friends, but the friends that he does have know he is loyal AF and will do anything for them. He is confident in himself and his own abilities. He doesn't give a shit what others think about him. He loves food and would rather eat a good meal than explore a new place. He loves to chill at home and watch sports and spend time with his family. He's very athletic (schools fools with a soccer ball) and is usually good at whatever he tries. If he doesn't know how to do something he figures it out. He's good with his hands. He loves his family and does whatever necessary to make sure they're protected and taken care of. He doesn't think he is book smart because he's not very good at math. But he's actually very intelligent and is a master problem solver. He is dedicated and committed to the things that matter most to him. He is usually pretty proud but will humble himself and eventually apologize when he knows he really was in the wrong. He can be scary to those who don't know him because of his rough exterior and lack of tact, but he is a good human with a good heart and is one of the most authentic people you will ever meet.

Why can't you just be a Salomon and get shit done?!

by salomonlover October 9, 2018

Schlomo

A jew

Hey, that schlomo surely will get into our trap going after this trail of nickels

by KOOLGUY228 February 12, 2021

Salomone

Salomone is a noble character in the game World of Warcraft. Salomone is well known for being a great player, that often goes out of his way to help others.

"Man, that Salomone is a great guy."

by Wowmyself May 14, 2009

pokey shloops

High grade skunk weed. The more crystals the pokier the shloops.

Shit, this pokey shloops is strong, my eyes are bleeding.

by 'rynside July 26, 2008

no schlomo

Analogous of usage of "no homo," this term is a phrase that follows anything that could be even vaguely construed as either stereotypically Jewish or cheap.

Note: should only be used by members of the Jewish persuasion (or their friends) ironically. Dentists and others may convert to Judaism to begin using the term with their gentile friends.

You like this sweater? I got a good deal, it was on sale -- no schlomo!

Hey remember I lent you 50 cents the other day? I'll be needing that back. No schlomo.

by Shul's out for Schlomo February 22, 2009

shlimo

Someone who says or does something especially foolish or annoying. Synonymous with moronski.

"Ahh, Shayna, I'm so sorry. But I can't help you pick out your outfit for this weekend."
"Ugh, you're a shlimo."

by Shabbos Buddy November 5, 2009

schlomotion

The unbelievably slow speed at which Jewish or other senior citizens, move or drive, particularly in south Florida.

Driving in Florida is dangerous, because there's either young crazies on the road, lost tourists, or geezers driving in schlomotion.

by harlique December 15, 2009