Shlonky

The result of having so much sex your dick stops working. It just hangs there and is useless.

Charlie Sheen bonned so many whores his dick turned into a shlonky.

by McJew April 26, 2013

hoinky shoinky

the squeezing of a wowmens ass
hard

sean decided to hoiky shoinky karrisa

by gurtrude June 7, 2004

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

kabloinky sploinky

A polite way to say fuck.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

by real jesus h christ almighty June 2, 2023

Yoinky shploinky

A epic dance which you swings yur arms and legs around.. yeah

Guy1: DO THE YOINKY SHPLOINKY
guy2: what..?
Guy1: *pulls out a gun*

Guy2: oh shit.
Guy1: NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Guy2: *does the yoinky shploinky*

by Blockesth August 13, 2023

shlonky tong

PENIS! (use only for those who are hung like mules)

Wow! That guy's shlonky tong is nine inches long, only two inches shorter than mine.

by BoofMasterQuan May 23, 2003

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022