Shloogie

The last remaining shit snot that hangs off of your asshole like a loogie from your nose after you sneeze.

After Tom John took a shit in the bathroom, he forgot to remove the shloogie from his ass. Therefore ruining his brand new pair of Hanes under-ware he'd bought at Wal-Mart earlier that day.

by Justin James Flowers October 8, 2009

Shlogging

Alternate verb that can replace any other verb as long as the subject is Jewish.

Guy 1: "I heard there was a bunch of shlogging going on last night at the Jewish fraternity."
Guy 2: "I know - it's what happens when all of the shlogga's gather together: Massive shlogging.

by fat pat91 December 9, 2008

shlog

Phlegm, or nasty bile that sits in the back of your throat. Nasty vile stuff.

"whats wrong?"
"i got some shlog in my throat."
"sick dude."

by Charlar January 22, 2008

Shlogging

Shlogging is when a male uses his lower testicle to tickle the clitoris of a female.If the shlog has been done correctly the female will have an orgasm mere seconds later.

"Yo I shlogging last night with my girl"

by Large Hairy Johnson May 27, 2019

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

shloogin

awesome or cool.

dang, Austin is so shloogin. I wish I was him.

by austinbissoshloogin December 7, 2010

Selfographer

Someone who takes so many photos of themself selfies, that they should be a professional.

That white b*tch downtown sends so many selfies she needs to work as a daym selfographer.

by Socrates6 June 4, 2015