Shlemortz

One who is classified as an idiot or something worse. Usually used as a playful joke between friends but can equally used to insult someone.(might call someone a shlem for short)

Damn that frat brother is really a shlemortz.

by Scooter Schlemmy September 6, 2021

Shlum

The act of chillin, loungin' , or doing nothing at all is to shlum

I would also call someone who is a 'hermit' a shlum

Rick - "Hey man what r u sayin?"
Pablo - "Not a whole lot just shlummin' it"

Mallen - "Look at you, you shlum"

Chris - "Goto school you shlum"

Chris - "Fuckin get a job, you shlum"

" Go out and do somethin and quit shlummin it!"

by Chris Danks April 11, 2008

shlumiel

a jewish nickname for a disorganized person who does not have it together.

Mendel is such a shlumiel, he keeps forgetting where he put his weed

by eden February 8, 2005

Shleam

A person who's very boring and/or sad.

Person one: Dude did you talk to Josh yesterday?

Person two: Nah fuck him he's a shleam.

by CapSwill101 January 14, 2017

Shlump

To be tired or asleep

I’m bouta be shlump.

by Jay B3an September 9, 2020

Shlerm

When a person is blinded by a flashlight or bright light from another person.

Get shlermed *bright light emerges from flashlight*

by 49about January 20, 2021

shlumpy

Feeling lethargic and ill groomed. One tends to feel quite "slumpy" when hungover.
A feeling of apathy generally accompanies slumpiness.

"I can't be bothered going out tonight, i feel so shlumpy !"

by Rocket01 September 19, 2008