Commander Shepard

The most epic video game character. Ever. From the Mass Effect games.

I was playing Mass Effect yesterday, and Commander Shepard is the most epic character ever.

by rivertroll May 30, 2009

kevin shepard

the greatest man ever to walk the earth

did u see kevin shepard yesterday, he tore a building in half with his mind, it made me so wet!!!

by gotchabitch123 November 28, 2010

shlepola

A mixture of shit, blood, and ejaculation that dribbles from an anus for upto a day after recieving anal sex. The anus is not able to contain it's fluids so will leak until the shlepola is either gone, or the anus tightens before that. The speed at which the anus tightens is greatly effected by the circumfrence of the penis.

Shlepola can be identified by as a dark brown-red snail trail figure down somebodies pant leg, starting close to the anus. It is also common to be able to smell the shlepola when close enough to the source.

If you are able to collect an ounce of your shlepola and have either you or your partner injest it, a small, slimy troll like creature will crawl out within the week and give you a half hour of any sexual favors you or your partner ask.

My shlepola leakage was so intense that i had to resort to jamming 20 cottonballs in my anus and was only able to retrieve 15.

by pissfacehamsterlicker December 6, 2011

Shepard Middle School

This is the school where we have many types of genders! also, ethan mann goes here.

Person 1: Is that shepard middle school?
Person 2: Ya why
Person 1: I heard that ethan mann goes there

by cookie mann October 17, 2019

Girls Night Out Shepard

The girl who stays sober and keeps all of her friends together at the bar or a party. Usually the one who will step in and cock block you the second you start getting somewhere.

A girls night out shepard is like a Marine...she won’t leave anyone behind.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

German Shepard

a big lupine looking dog that is nearest and dearest to many hearts around the world. Ever seen Rin Tin Tin, Either of The Littlest Hoboes, or Katts and Dog? They all featured a kingly black on tan German Shepherd Dog that was the envy of any who saw these shows, and on the christmas wishlist of this author for many years since he first saw the first Littlest Hobo... Oh, yes, let's not forget Ace, The Bat-hound, Batman's furry sidekick...

Ace, the Bat-hound, London, Hobo, Toro and Rin Tin Tin, not to mention Rudolf Von Holstein Dreiste were all German Shepherds.

by J. Michael Reiter October 9, 2004

shlepper

From the yiddush, a person who sells rags, or dragging around rags. Used for a person who is ill dressed, sloppy in habits, or wears ill-fitting clothing. Also a person who is poor and shows it.

She's a real shlepper, wearing that dress that looks like a burlap bag.

by Martin Lizerbram May 13, 2005