Big Meaty Shanker

A huge, gross booger. One that is so stuck up one's nose that it frequently has to be picked out.

Man, I really feel like wiping this big meaty shanker on my boss's doorknob.

by Fucknuggetz August 26, 2017

slanker

a brother or sister, close friend

sup slanker?

by Brett & Kly January 17, 2004

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

Shlanket

A small blanket to keep your shlank (penis)warm at night

Where's my shlanket?

by The Captain (matador) June 17, 2009

Llama Shanker

The sexual act where one person stretches out their neck (impersonating a llama), spits in their partners eyes until he or she is blind. Then the blind partner proceeds to find (blindly) the opposite sexual mate's genitalia and shank (also known as "stab") it with a carrot.

I'm buying some carrots, not for the Vitamin C, but so that Marie and I can do the Llama Shanker tonight.

by Manchelli March 6, 2009

shit shanker

Another name for a penis or dick in a prison.

Harry knew he was in trouble when his cellmate pulled out his shit shanker.

by supersab September 6, 2010

shanker

ordinary tool used as a weapon, mainly used in prison

pass me my shanker so i can cut this fool

by Tical January 26, 2004