donkey shlong

a shlong that resembles the size of a donkey's wang.

dude, dont make me whip out my donkey shlong.

or, gobble my donkey shlong.

or, who's in the need of a good donkey shlongin'?

or get that donkey shlong away from me.

by hoboman September 12, 2003

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Shlong

What you say when you see a dick so well hung, you condense the phrase "Shit that's long" to shlong.

I had one NICE ride on that shlong.

by anstsabvrhsn February 23, 2010

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Shmoney

Money earned on the hush hush.

Hence "Shhh...Money". Shmoney

"I've been selling crack since like the fifth grade. Gave a little bit of Shmoney to my mom"

by otymartin October 4, 2016

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a shlong is a long penis that appeals to everyone. a nice shlong is 13+ inches. It seduces anyone and everyone in a 5km radius. shlongs are very rare so when u see one, let it touch you. Caress it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

mike- hey jim i heard you have a shlong
jim- yeah u wanna see?
mike- yeah
jim *shows shlong*
mike- instantly falls in love

by monet is that bitch June 28, 2020

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sheona

probably the sweetest girl that you will ever know. Sheona is an amazingly pretty girl with AMAZING hair and a super natural and pretty smile. Sheona is the nicest person ever and if you ever come across one, make sure to become her friend. ily shenaenae

That girls hair is like SHEONA!
ahhh that girl is just like sheona. So damn nice!
I really need a friend like sheona right now.

by katiemeade_10 July 6, 2016

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