Stumbling shizbags

An expression of surprise and delight

Man: Stumbling shizbags! I've discovered the meaning of life!

by Japafrenspanglish April 8, 2006

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shitballs

An overwhelming feeling above any others you may have previously experienced

Holy Shitballs!!!! I got free tickets to go see slayer live in concert!!!!!!!

by Thrash Is Back February 17, 2008

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SHITBALLS

often followed by !!!, SHITBALLS can be used as an exclamation for anything.

Me: SHITBALLS!!! That kid is really ugly

by icantthinkofanoriginalnamesoiwilljustwritestuffwithoutspaces May 22, 2007

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Shitballs

When a guy wipes from back to front after taking a crap and gets shit on his balls.

OH CRAP!!! I wiped the wrong way. Now I have Shitballs.

by Ferret79 June 28, 2007

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Shitballing

The art of inadvertently sending innapropriate, profane emails to a customer of your employer, resulting in much embarassment and futile attempts at recalling said email.

"Uh oh...I've done it again. RECALL!! RECALL!!"

"Have you been shitballing again?"

"You better believe it."

by bozwellox October 7, 2009

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N. An expression of surprise describing the process of getting piss drunk, then fucking a transvestite hooker, and waking up with shitballs in your ass. In conjunction with your hangover, you may find yourself either good surprised, or bad surprised, followed by the realization that holy shit your wife is going to be home in ten minutes/this bastard just fucked your wife/you're fucking gay.

Etymology - Derived from holy fuckballs, changed the word "fuck" from its verb/adjective case to a pure adjective to modify the word "shit", which, when added onto the term "balls" describes a penis that has recently gone through anal sex without a condom. Hence, "shitballs". Other variations include "shitdick" and "shitcock" and "shitwang" and finally, "shitpenis".

Holy Fucking Shitballs!

Who the fuck are you?
I'm gerry, remember me? We just had hot, sweaty, nasty anal sex.
Holy Fucking Shitballs
Hell yeah man, priest fucked me real good round about when I was ten.

by fuck you, the mighty fucker! October 17, 2010

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