A nostril scorching, sphincter shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include;
hallucinations, retinal bleeding,
projectile vomiting,
suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom lay motionless following his double hip
replacement as a
consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and
animalistic honeymoon bumming’