A nostril scorching, sphincter
shredding cacophony of ropey pan slamming turds.
A
bog grenade often tromboning out of the anus.
Side effects include; hallucinations, retinal bleeding, projectile vomiting, suicidal thoughts/practices, ear infections, giddiness, hair loss and partial deafness.
A heavily sedated Daley Tom
lay motionless following his
double hip replacement as a consequence of his giddying atomic shitten episode.’
‘Health experts have confirmed the accident was triggered by furious and animalistic honeymoon
bumming’