shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004

Shithook

1. (n.) A long metal device with a hook/scraper attachment used to loosen and remove feces from the bottoms of portable restroom facilities.

Also used to depict or identify filth of the lowest nature; i.e.: advertisement agents, reverse racists.

Gerald is a filthy shithook.

by Modos October 27, 2002

Shithook

A person or kobe who shits their pants daily, can't get out of their monotone voice all but just ONE TIME! Also, they enjoy jeering at the Dommelcopter. They also can not comprehend when someone rhymes their words in a sentence. They clearly are hairyer than anyone in this world.
(especially in the rectum hole and arm-pit)

Pat: You no big paaapi
Dom: Hmmmm! Shut the fuck up
Matt: You mean Hmmmm. lut the buck nup. jup sup weiner cup.
Anthony: I don't know what that means. I think i shit my pants!
Pat: You Shithook!
Gia: Come on pat! just one time! 10:09

by Don Edwards April 30, 2008

shithook

Safety Bob's bent arm

Safety Bob can hold a pot of soup with his shithook.

by Dan O'tool April 7, 2007

Shitbook Chatting

This is the act of having one or more active Facebook chats while also actively defecating.

"Dude I was Shitbook chatting with our Animation Theory group today and found out our project is due this week. Fuck!"

(This was taken from an actually Shitbook chat.)

by jermzig April 10, 2011

Shitnooze

(Verb) Shit + Snooze
When you poop so hard that you fall asleep to recover from the pain.

Guy 1: “Why were you in the bathroom for so long?”
Guy 2: “Sorry, I had to Shitnooze because of all that P.F. Chang’s from yesterday.”

by MySchoolAccount April 27, 2021

shinooks

To share or go halves on something with another person, and equally split what was purchased or won.

“You wanna go shinooks on the raffle ticket?”

by Welderkev December 28, 2021