shienel

she is such a damn slut like i feel so bad for her like how does she suck so much dick. but she's kinda nice.

"shienel is such a slut like damn!!"

by booty_cheeks95 October 26, 2017

aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Shitney

The cafeteria at UW-La Crosse that serves gross food and from which people like to steal rondom things like chairs, silverware, and trays.

After eating at Shitney, I imediatly had to hurry back to my dorm where I had explosive diareah from the gut-rot. Guess I shouldn't have eaten today's special...

by Erin August 14, 2003

shitneck

a person or persons that are involved in unlawful activity, or shady activity,

in Iraq a Shitneck is what we call and insurgent, or Unknown Extremist

"hey were getting ready to go RAID these shitnecks house tonight"
"some shitneck just stole my last can of snuff"

by robert numerick March 17, 2008

shitnet

A peice of shit Internet Service Provider located in Brockville, Ontario, Canada. Legally referred to as "RipNet."

Hey, did you get my email last night?

No, man. I couldn't get on.. I've got Shitnet.

by SteveCooper September 30, 2008

Shitzelsticks

the awesomest exclamation ever

HOLY SHITZELSTICKS!!!!

by al3xsoccer1 November 26, 2010

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021