Boston Slutmonkey

The act of inserting one's nose into an available vagina, blowing it, and then sucking out the discharged mucus.

My father always told me that the his greatest accomplishment was performing a Boston Slutmonkey on my mother on a beach in broad daylight.

by The Mighy Gazelle February 21, 2009

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

Shit Monkey

A date (usually a chick) that gets so drunk that she shits herself.

Sally can't hold her liquor, she's such a shit monkey.

by Defcon 4 and waiting June 1, 2010

shmonkey

A word used for describing a dinosaur/monkey creature.

AH! Look out! It's a shmonkey!

by Risa Anne May 18, 2006

shitmonger

ShitMonger is a independent record label and production company out of Minneapolis, MN. It has been in operation since 1996. It has put out releases official, DIY CD-rs, and internet releases for off kilter hip-hop, rock, blues, bluegrass and metal bands in Minnesota and California.

G-Biz
P?M: Bluegrass Madness
First Communion Afterparty
Mattastic
Karellen
Ape Lust
Cock Plyers
8=D
Sexicution

ShitMonger puts out some crazy tunes.

by Murderapolis September 26, 2007

Shit Monkey

Person who runs around catching the fall out from and covering for other people's mistakes and inadequacies

I did not sign up to run around after you catching your plops in a bucket like a shit monkey, you incompetent buffoon.

by Bunkups March 11, 2015

shitmoken

A small city in northumberland county Pennsylvania who’s name is really shamokin that is so low income , drug infested and just run down when people put ads on line looking for apts. they add the phrase “ except Shamokin “ the town is so shitty there is honestly a “SHIT CREEK “ running threw the center of it

Brio why’s that water brown?

It’s part of the SHIT CREEK in Shitmoken

by Ghettoking 215 February 21, 2021