shiftgasm

The pleasing orgasm one may receive from riding the shift knob in a vehicle

Damn i still cant get a grip on that shifter , seems that knob is still is slippery from the shiftgasm it gave that chic from the bar last night

by Mi sofakingweetodded April 25, 2017

shisgasm

Shisgasm, when said laid has had her chin rest removed from between the vagina & anus. In this situation climax is also referred to as shisgasm, due to the sudden exertion of urine & fecees (piss & shit AKA 'shiss'.

Oh my good lady, you have just performed an almighty shisgasm all over my stump.

by Shissy April 18, 2018

shitcasm

The bastard cousin of sarcasm. Probably the incestuous brother in law of irony.
It's like sarcasm but for sharp shitty comments that prey-on or highlight-a subject's precarious situation or characteristic.

Shitcasm is "a sharp, bitter, or cutting mockery or remark; a bitter gibe or taunt". Shitcasm may not employ ambivalence, it goes straight to the point where it hurts. The only ironic thing here might be the subject's situation, though not necessarily. Even Wikipedia says so.

Ex.: "Are you okay mate? How's that gaping wound and the sword protruding from your back coming along? Don't worry, you look like a million fucking bucks."

"I didn't know you had taken shitcasm 101 with professor Sheiße PhD"

by wndacova March 30, 2018

shitgasam

Shitgasam, the joyous feeling you get from having a good shit, and or the relief when the toilet is reached without soiling ones self when having the shits.

“I was busting for a shit, the lady’s was empty so I had an empty, I can only describe the feeling as an utter shitgasam

by Disneyneedsguns February 3, 2021