shittified

a horrible state of life; when you life becomes so shitty,espicially if your name is meghan, and your life come crashing down

OH!!! dude meghan totally got shittified by josh

by sean o'connar February 17, 2008

shinefield

<n>A shaved vagina; <v>The actioning of having one's vagina shaved

<n>My girlfriend has a "shinefield"; <v>My girlfriend really need to get her "shinefield"

by slumBoy December 29, 2007

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

Shitalkie

another common name for a piece of shit or shitters.

u fucking shitalkie
Anthony ur a fucking shitalkie
Daniel is a piece of shitalkie

by Blue boobie November 14, 2003

shitenfreude

Feeling pleasure when leaving a washroom and you see someone going into the stall you just used.

Dave felt shitenfreude when he saw his annoying coworker enter the stall that he just dumped two pounds of Mexican buffet into.

by jds2001 September 4, 2016

Shittified

When your food or things get contaminated with fecal matter.

The dog ate chicken shit and then breathed on my breakfast. My breakfast has been shittified.

by Zoeszoo March 27, 2022

Shelfie

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.

"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."

by Throbbington December 11, 2013