either someone who is shit at being a cunt, or a cunty person who is just a complete cunt. Every attempt at describing a shitcunt succeeds only in describing someone slightly less cunty - in essence, the infinite cunt. A contemptible cunt more cunty than you can imagine, ever.
can also be used to describe a lady suffering from rectal incontinence, literally her cunt is shitty.
eg My neighbour, ex and daughters boyfriend are all fucking shitcunts
fancy a pint shitcunt. (this is generally considered banter)
can also be used to describe a lady suffering from rectal incontinence, literally her cunt is shitty.
eg My neighbour, ex and daughters boyfriend are all fucking shitcunts
fancy a pint shitcunt. (this is generally considered banter)
by the lexicon ninja March 15, 2017
you bloody shitcunt
by angry australian March 14, 2016
by awesome person with a big dick September 16, 2019
<female> is a shitcunt.
by Frederick Joseph David Stemp January 01, 2012
A person who is shit, and a cunt together. They tend to defend themselves when called a shitcunt, and make homo-like comebacks. They can't handle real life society and are tend to have a bad education. they tend to not be able to spell the simplest of things, such as kevin. they would spell that as keiven. They also call other shitcunts to hide their shame of being a shitcunt themselves.
some examples of these shitcunts are courtney martin, dylan nguyen, lisa le and vy tran. ch'yeaaa bro!
by e-nerd8-| May 08, 2009
1.When you're shit out of luck, at your literal lowest point, when it seems like the whole world is against you and nothing can get any worse.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
2. A really, really bad big time disappointment.
3. When you've been utterly, totally cunted by someone or some life event.
a, Larry: "Hey what's the matter?"
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
John: "My wife left me, I lost my job and now ma damn dog's run away."
Larry: "Man you got the shitcunt blues."
b, I just missed my train to work. Now my boss is gonna dock my pay and I won't be able to afford to go to that titty bar this weekend. Jeez I got the shitcunt blues so baaaad.
c, I just found out my girlfriend's been banging my dad for the last six months. Now I got the shitcunt blues so bad I'm gonna sink a crate of bud and go self harm to some emo music.
by munkeylegend December 08, 2013