Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

shitfucknuts

the feeling of utter failure not accurately described by "shit" or "fuck" with the addition of nut's at the end to give it a lightened tone.

1. SHITFUCKNUTS! My wheel just fell off of my car and i'm about to crash into a fiery oblivion!

2. What the shitfucknuts man, why would you steal my kidney while I'm sleeping? Seriously.

by BeeDT June 12, 2010

Shitfuckton

A combination of shitfuck and fuckton used to denote an extremely large quantity, more than a shit load or a fuckton.

How much reading do I have to do by tomorrow? A shitfuckton!

by d3monk1ng July 1, 2010

shitfuckass

shitting on someone's dick as they're fucking your ass

"oh she farted on my dick.. DAYM SHE SHITTED ON MY SHIT"

(shitfuckass)

by getoffmyblanket September 24, 2017

shitfuck

A word used to describe extreme stupidity or clumsiness

The car is over there shitfuck

by magnarider June 12, 2006

Shitfuck

1. v. To engage in anal intercourse with an individual whose rectum is full of feces, resulting in feces covering the erection. 2. n. An act or instance of shitfucking. (Vars. shit-fuck; shit fuck.) Note: This is not the everyday type of getting-shit-on-your-dick that happens all the time with ass-fucking; this is the intentional fucking of a shit-filled ass.

Because he had invited me over for a nice long shitfuck I made sure I held my shit in all day long. He loves to shitfuck me.

by Mr. Shitfuck July 15, 2011