shit-clamp

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

by jim dandy November 17, 2004

Shitlapped

You were so tired/pissed/hung over, that you shat yourself and it went on your lap

"Aww mate I was so Shitlapped last night"

by Klavdiya June 29, 2009

Shitslapped

The state of being completely and utterly wasted. Drunk beyond all belief. A step past shithoused. Many things can happen when one attains the level of shitslapped, such as being that guy, passing out in obscure places or vomiting all over yourself. (more often than not a combination of the three results).

Person 1: "dude i got totally shitslapped the other day and t-bagged my bro because i thought it was the girl who passed out"
Person 2:"dude..., weak."
Person 1: "never again redline and vodka"

by [e-mail] October 21, 2009

Shitclaw

The shape of the hand when trying to use the remaining "clean" fingers after butt play, as to avoid bacterial contamination of a loved one.

I had to give my girlfriend the shitclaw while cuddling because Thursdays are butt night.

by Hanzel1 September 26, 2019

Shitcap

A game that was invented in Ancient times and has gained popularity across the world. Since it’s inception in 475 B.C., it has gained notoriety as being one of the most difficult sports to master. Those who play are born with the gift and if you aren’t, the sport is not meant for you.

Dude, I’m so bored right now…
How about we go play some Shitcap?
Hell yeah! I’m so down!

by shitcapper69 November 17, 2023

Shitcap

One of the greatest games of all time. Invented in 3000 B.C. from those in the Mesopotamia empire and considered to be the origin of all major sports. It was founded on the bank of the Euphrates River and a rival tribe created a branch of the game from the Tigress River. The Tigress Tigers and the Euphrates Elephants played the First match according to legend.

Hey dude! we should play a pickup game of Shitcap!

by shitcapper69 December 17, 2023

shitclassico

A different way of describing how terrible a football match is or how boring it is going to be

Person A: Oh My Lord the Europa Final UTD vs Spurs is gonna be a boring game

Person B: Oh you mean the shitclassico

by anormalguy1 May 12, 2025