shitass

a horrible situation or character who has enetered itself into a position beyond the realm of savior, a soul or event who is lost to fecal decay

Oh shitass, my sailboat got hit by a big goddam lightning bolt and my wife and erector set are stuck inside.

by Alex February 19, 2003

shitass

Anything and everything that you can't immediately think of the name of.

Hey, Jeff, could you hand me that . . . the uh shitass over there?

by Hoff88 October 16, 2012

shitass

used to describe an unintelligent bank one teller and/or customer service representative

That bitch over there is a real shitass.

That fucking shitass better remove those service fees from my account.

by enraged bank one customer February 14, 2005

shitass

defication of fecal matter with high enough fat content to warrant over five anal wipings; often accompanies diarrhea; especially inconvenient for blind people

song; genre: blues; 1997 by Edwin Fish III; lyric:

"Got a bad case o' shitass,
Just won't go away,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
Like it's goin' outta style,
Usin' up the toilet paper,
So I'll be here awhile,
Got a bad case o' shitass,
Gwine keep me on the toilet all day."

by Jed Gould January 22, 2004

shitass

an term used to describe or insult an object/character

1. what a shitass boat
2. you stupid shitass

by dillza September 5, 2003

ShitAss

ShitAss means someone has shit on their ass because they do not wipe. Usually they do not smell very well and you can see brown spots from all the shit around their ass. It is not a very nice quality to have. Usually males by the name of Noah have this ShitAss quality and don’t like wiping after they drop a dump.

“Ew what’s that smell”
“That Noah dude over there has ShitAss and it smells bad”

by Faaaazzzzz February 24, 2020

shitass

Shitass is the funniest thing you can call a person, it's used in a friendly manner.

"You funny asf shitass"

by strain9 May 22, 2022