Shit Sandwich

Something someone may be said to eat if they were to:
1) fall unmercifully in a painful crash
2) lose miserably at a game or contest
3) fail terribly at an assigned task

1) Holy christ, that guy just ate a shit sandwich!
2) What Bill Buckner did for the Red Sox. Bill ate a shit sandwich.
3) The Repubclican guard feasted on shit sandwiches

by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Shit Sandwich

A nickname used to refer to someone whose teeth are blackened at the gum line with decay.

Holy crap Keith, his mouth looks like he just finished a Shit Sandwich.

by Rebeckletits February 02, 2008

shit sandwich

A desperate, fatally dangerous military combat situation.

There was machine gun fire from the front and flanks and mortars on top of that. We were in a genuine shit sandwich, so we called in arty and air strikes.

by dmj64 August 24, 2014

shit sandwich

a pre-packaged convenience store style sandwich where the ingredients are questionable, hard to pronounce; or just odd!!

-this is not fine french cuisine OR a nice, home made 'burger'! etc...!-this is "meat" and chemicals!! -nevertheless, good enough!, when there is too much air in your 'guts'!!

no time for martha's tofu surprise! tonight!! -ah'm gone hev to get me a shit sandwich!!
feel better now! ate me a shit sandwich!!

by michael foolsley February 26, 2010

Shit Sandwich

Placing toilet paper down before taking a shit to prevent skidmarks on the toilet bowl.

I had to shit at my girlfriend's house and didn't want to leave skidmarks oin her toilet, so I simply laid down some toilet paper to make a shit sandwich.

by Al Pow January 16, 2010

Shit Sandwich

What you call food that a restaurant worker has done something unsavory to. (I.e. Spitting in it)

That server spit in my roast beef. Now it tastes like a shit sandwich.

by revolution2424 February 07, 2015

Shit Sandwich

Being forced to accept an extremely unpleasant situation as part of a bargain.

I like Windows well enough, but I wish Microsoft wouldn't force-feed me that shit sandwich Internet Explorer along with it. It's a bloated memory hog and a security risk, and you can't even remove the damn thing.

by Logic316us April 08, 2008