shit the bed 

get up early - under the pretense that if you shit in bed you have to get up anyway and clean it.
see kin ell

Boss - "Not late today then?"
Dude - "Na, shit the bed!"

shit the bed by street smeg May 6, 2005

Shit the bed 

Means something went terribly wrong.

Larry: "I was sleeping with this girl last night and I woke up t see she that she had shit the bed."

Shit the bed by UrbanLynx March 18, 2010

Shit the Bed 

-1) Broke, broken, busted, smashed, damaged, destroyed, crushed, non functioning, ruined, shattered, demolished, defective.

-2) When something no longer works.

~ "Amber was trying to masturbate last night, when her dildo shit the bed. So she called me, and asked if I would help her out."

~ "My car shit the bed after only 10,000 miles!"

~ "My phone shit the bed when I jumped in the water!"

Shit the Bed by RJames1185 May 11, 2010

shit the bed 

To really mess something up.

"damn, jake got fired,He really shit the bed"

shit the bed by Jamie Yates August 1, 2005

Shit the bed 

To wake up much earlier than normal.

Tomorrow we'll shit the bed and try to hit the road by 8:00.

Shit the bed by RunBackDouble December 20, 2010

shit the bed 

shit the bed is an english phrase that refers to someone who got out of bed unusually early compared to what they normally would.
Usually used against a lazy or unemployed person who is up early.

08:41 <lazydude1> *yawn* morning all :D
08:41 <me> heh, your up early. Shit the bed?

08:41 <lazydude1> lol

shit the bed by rundata May 10, 2010

shit the bed 

to embarrass oneself privately or solely in the company of close family/friends. This term is so named because defecating on one's bed is truly embarrassing but only for those who are witness to such an event, which is usually limited to the individual who shitted the bed or a few additional people. Either way, the embarrassment can be contained to a manageable degree.

Jeff: "Dude, I totally shit the bed last night"
Mike: "What did you do?"
Jeff: "Fell down the stairs while my family was watching TV"
Mike: "That's not bad, at least you didn't shit the pool"

shit the bed by Deshawn2Chainz September 1, 2013