[bird-shit crazy]

Acting in an obviously crazy manner, psychotic, disconnected from reality

Who is she talking to? There is no one there.-She's bird-shit crazy.

by lilgirl4 January 28, 2009

Larry Bird Shit

When this finally happens it will be the most awesome thing ever. Larry Bird Shit will be Wheel-of-Fortune's last before and after before the world ends.

Contestant 1: I'll take L for 100.
Contestant 2: I'll take R for 300.

Sajak: There we go.....3 Rs.
Contestant 3: I'd like to buy a vowel....I

Sajak: Ok....2 Is.
Contestant 1: I'd like to solve the puzzle....Larry Bird Shit.

*BOOM* World ends in an instant.

by Mountain Dew Boy Pepitated April 18, 2010

bird shit

Condors that are secretly against you and your car and attacks with plot and poop strategies. Damages range from small brown/white poop marks to large green disgusting ones. Ultimately leading to you taking your vehicle to a car wash.

Bob: So what your doing this weekend mike?
Mike: F***ing cleaning my car, look at all that BIRD SHIT! F***ing pigeons.

by Mike718 April 8, 2008

bird shit

When you follow someone on Twitter - just to be nice and give them a follower or two - and then they incessantly tweet at you about nothing, about shit you really don't give a damn about.

And you get bird shit on about 10 times in a row.

Incoming Bird Shit - I'm going to the #Food Lion - what should I buy?

Incoming Bird Shit - Should I wear the #white t shirt or the #yellow?

Incoming Bird Shit - @noname, you are so #right

by Trying_to_avoid_bird_shit June 21, 2009

bird shit

Racist term to describe a person of white and black decent.
Such as bird shit is white and black.

Mixed Guy: "I can say cracka and nigga"
Other Guy:"Shutup bird shit"

by jus4kiks May 12, 2010

Bird Shit

A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.

Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!

by BigMommaHollaAtDaddy February 20, 2011

bird shit

deficating on someones head and then ejaculation onto the stool.

He took a bird shit on her.

by DigitalCyber August 3, 2006