stirring the porridge

sloppy seconds with a girl after someone has recently ejaculated inside her

thefore you stir the porridge

guy 1: i just fucked that dirty midget
guy 2: i did her ten minutes ago
guy 1: Shit i was stirring the porridge

by troyaqwerty February 22, 2009

stirring beans

Doing something to look busy and important, but accomplishing nothing.

When a district manager comes in to Ryan's Steakhouse and hangs around the salad bar "stirring beans"

When creating an Ebay ad for your business you spend hours worrying about what color your background color will be or finding just the right sound effect. That would be "stirring beans"

by David Shedlock December 30, 2008

shit stirring

to cause commotion by poking fun or revealing information to get a reaction (also see trolling)

you're just shit stirring - stop it or someone could lose an eye!

by Sinister Intent June 15, 2004

Stirring the Tea

This is when somebody stirs situation to make it worse. people usually say that somebody is saying something about then when they aren't really.

Matt: Alexei is cool. Lewis: Alexei matt said your a loser Jamie: Lewis, stop ' Stirring the Tea '.

by Anzio24 December 2, 2011

Stirring Porridge

making love to a woman who has had several gentlemen precede you into the said woman leaving their ejaculate inside the said woman, her pussy being full cum, hence porridge!

i don't know what fash is up to, but if he gets into pd he'll definitely be stirring porridge on a grand scale.
bagging up is required at the very least!

by davethejag February 22, 2009

Stirring the pudding cup

Another term for masturbating as the sound of stirring a pudding cup sounds a lot like a moist masturbation. If someone suspects you of whackin' one off you simply tell them that you are simply stirring your pudding.

Where's the chief? He's in the bathroom stirring the pudding cup.

by Rico Suavemoose October 17, 2011

stirring ass

The second step in preparing an ass to be eaten properly.

After putting the desired ingredients into a bowl, you must partake in stirring ass to ensure all the ingredients are mixed evenly.

by BlameTheJews June 17, 2016