Shire 

A combination of shite and dire; an adjective meaning that something is particularly disappointing or substandard.

Man, I'm having no fun, this party is shire.

Shire by BantersaurousRex March 29, 2015

Shire 

The Shire is the tallest horse on earth.

A: OMG LOOK A HORSE
B: It's huge!
A: OMG WHAT KIND IS IT?!
B: It's the Shire.

Shire by dkjedfrfuerh April 19, 2021

Shire 

Shire is a super gorgeous girl who will always stay loyal.Shire is just an amazing girl and is often underrated

Person 1:"do you know shire?"
Person 2:"ofc I do she is super cool and very pretty

Shire by dickiepoo123 October 23, 2022

Shire 

Sexy ass mother fucker

your shire

Shire by anonymous October 28, 2022

Shire 

The stupid word the british puts at the end of EVERY of their counties.

person 1: shire sucks

person 2: trueeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Shire by handle-i-hardly-know-her-le December 18, 2022

Shire 

Man is sexy af. Shire is an absolute chad that knows how to create bombs out of thin air, he will also bomb something for 2$ because he is a chad. And will bomb the Twin Towers again for 3$. Buy one get one free. Shire never lies and all women love him.

Person 1: Shire gets so many women, how does he do this?
Person 2: Did you not hear? He is a chad and pulls all women.

Shire by Misinformative April 18, 2023

Shire 

Shire is super awesome and super goofy, this girl will always be there for you but she also loves to talk a lot. Everyone wants to be friends with her cus she is so fun to be around

"That girl Shire is nice and funny"

Shire by dickiepoo123 October 4, 2023