spit shined

Anal sex

She spit shined his dick

by Fhtniger March 29, 2016

shined my ass

To beat someone ass. Typically a parent "teaching" their child manners.

"I smarted off and my dad shined my ass."

by unclvito November 30, 2017

Shoe-Shined

When she cleans your cock right up, making it look like spongebob’s squeaky clean boots.

She cleaned my cock right up, shoe-shined it.

by The cock cleaner March 25, 2020

Spit shined

The shiny and wet appearance of a male's penis when it's heavily covered in saliva;
Shiny appearance including mild or heavy foam/(little bubbles) ; froth, on male genitalia as a result of being in someone's mouth;
Excessively / sparkling clean.

"So what did you guys do last night?"
"We just watched a movie and smoked some bud and then she spit shined my dick. The usual."
"I see."

by Lauleneke Lukini Brown March 17, 2022

SHINEDOWN

A stupid band that makes me want to vomit in my own shoes.

shinedown sucks especially that stupid butterfly crow shit song BLAAAAA ARGGG BLAAA (that was me vomiting in my shoes)

by hatebadmusic October 21, 2010

shinedown

One of the worst bands ever, "Second Chance" was played over the radio so many fucking times. Thank god that stoped, but now they play this shit that sounds like something an angry garbage man would listen too.

radio: My eyes are open wide, by the way I made it through the day...
jimmy: WTF is that supposed to mean
me: idk, shinedown sucks, change it to dc 101

by a conserned parent August 5, 2009

Shinged

The act of a Chinese man grabbing you and repeatedly punching your chest.

Person A- How did Xao Maing react to your comment?
Person B- He shinged me

by FaZeProXXxxXxxX June 6, 2015