Extreme intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by the inability to respond coherently to even simple questions. Derived from 'shell of a man'. One step up the scale of drunkenness from battered.
That was an excellent night. There was loads of beer and I pushed through battered to achieve shell.
by jayseebee July 13, 2004
Get the shellmug. a slang word for bullets
also a hardcore rapper fromt he streets of toronto
(used to be lil shells untill 2005)
also a hardcore rapper fromt he streets of toronto
(used to be lil shells untill 2005)
by youngrider_1 December 8, 2006
Get the shellsmug. Most boring chick ever.
A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
A Shell is often a fan of Jersey Shore, Johnny Depp, R&B, and/or Punk rock. A Shell is also an attention whore and will do whatever she can in order to get attention.
These tactics include the following:
Random lame trollings.
Fake chat lesbianism.
References to her boobs/vagina.
Calling a Shell stupid is an act of futility, in her feeble mind "being stupid is cool", and she will almost always be surrounded by boring guy friends who will kiss her ass profusely in order to "tap dat ass", which never happens because Shells only like the idea of sex because it gets them attention, they'll never follow through with it.
All Shells should be booted in the cunt with a rake.
Tammy: I'm naked on cam...blah blah that show Friends blah blah umm blah Snookie blah blah bliggity Soulja Boi!
John: Sigh...What a Shell.
John: Sigh...What a Shell.
by uranus_urectum_urear May 2, 2011
Get the Shellmug. Shell (adjective, noun, or verb) is an expression originated in the small town of New Bern, NC which means that someone of something is acting with shade and/or bringing grief upon others in a disrespectful or mean way. Someone can be "shell", someone can be "shelling" on someone, or a person can act "shell"
by B@rbie G¡rl June 25, 2016
Get the Shellmug. Shelby & Will on Glee...together.
Unconventional, unpopular pairing...and yet somehow these two create the best fics and the best fans of all, and there's something about them that just works.
Preferred as an alternative by those who dislike Wemma, the canonical OTP.
Unconventional, unpopular pairing...and yet somehow these two create the best fics and the best fans of all, and there's something about them that just works.
Preferred as an alternative by those who dislike Wemma, the canonical OTP.
by ZoeHannah December 5, 2010
Get the Shellmug. British slang; impossibly drunk and so far gone that indescribable things will happen. The worst possible case of being drunk, above battered.
by Crazybmws December 16, 2011
Get the shellmug.