sheizen

shit; cigarettes; <something> sucks (see: "haggard tittie"; tired; sick; old;

I feel like sheizen. Let's go have a sheizen. Greg looks like sheizen.

by J.Q.T. October 20, 2003

Sheezer

Female version of the term "geezer"

Awight sheezer, ow ya doin luv?

by Rahoolduke August 19, 2008

shizer

Those people that enjoy rubbing poop on the wall, what is up with that?

For community service, I had to clean the wall where some shizer left his mark.

*Beware, these people can look like average citizens*

by Seattle Sun July 3, 2008

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

Shizer

A german porno when the female shits on the males chest or visa versa...as seen expertly in the Laura G. Shizer Video

"U know man, like the Shizer Video mats mom is in"

by Bob G. September 19, 2004

Shiezer

german word for shit

O Gunter shiezer in my face again

by AndyMcD February 22, 2004

Shehzer

Great guy, hung like a horse makes jokes about everything and is cooler than you. Tall, dark and can dunk on your dad.

Damn you see that horse over there it’s hung like Shehzer.

by Gertrude Guzzler November 24, 2021