Clean sheet night

When you wash your sheets and wait till the very last minute the dryer cycle is done just to be able to get those warm, crispy puppies back on the bed, to have the cosiest sleep you'll have all week.

I could smell the dainty laundry detergent airing off the clean, crisp bed sheets I just washed. My Sundays are shit, but nothing beats my Sunday nights because it's clean sheet night.

Gavin: hey man, wanna go for beers after work?
Mort: nah way man! It's clean sheet night!

by srirachalover666 October 24, 2014

Skeet-N-Skurt

The act of being involved in a sexual activity and jizzing in the female's face, then promptly leaving the premises without speaking a word.

Yeah, we met up and she looked nothing like her tinder pics. But she begged me to give me Becky. So, I had to pull a Skeet-N-Skurt.

by OOSHY MAMA August 28, 2017

sheet nails

The state of your fingernails(full of lines and ridges) the next morning when you go to bed before your manicure is completely dry.

I have to totally re-do my manicure today - I've got sheet nails.

by stalking_lenny_and_carl March 8, 2009

Sweet n Sour sauce

The concoction left over after a anal creampie .

"If you're such a good slut, drink the Sweet n Sour sauce!"

by beastguy October 31, 2018

yeet'n n skeet'n

when you just dont give a fuck and hit rock bottom, so you drive around with your car and yell "yeet my skeet" with your middle finger up for th whole time

man I got fired the other day so I went yeet'n n skeet'n around my old office

by Sam the man with ham November 1, 2018

Skeet n Skirt

When your done busting your load, you leave as soon as possible making up whatever reason you have to to abondon the chick

I had to give that beezy the skeet n skirt last night.

by HTF Yadada January 26, 2010

Skeet N' Greet

Introducing yourself to the girl that just gave you a delightful handjob.

Jeff: Yo last night I did the Skeet N' Greet!

David: How?

Jeff: Well this girl started jerking me off before I could say a word to her. After I busted she said, "by the way, I'm Diana." So I introduced myself also.

by jhandy03 October 26, 2011