Sheep

the bewollen satan spawn that goes from a clever little cutie with a tiny 'baa' sound, but then when puberty hits they sound like an 50+ year old guy who has been smoking for 70+ years and is really angry for unknown reasons. Do not trust these creatures or turn your back on them. They can and they will betray you and run into your unprotected legs.

person: oh, look at that sheep!
sheep: *stares into your soul*
person: ehm...

*person turns around and turns back*
person: where did it go?
strange sound: BAAAAA!
person: oh my god! what the hell are you?!

person: STAY AWAY FROM ME! OH GOD! NO! PLEASE GOD NO!
*loud scream fills the air, followed by silence*
sheep: baa

by TheOnesWhoKnowTheTruth May 14, 2014

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Somebody who sides with something just because their friend did.

John is such a sheep, he just agrees with his friend without getting the full context 24/7

by 99Ninety December 3, 2020

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New Zealand slang word for a beautiful, sexy, pretty Australian woman/lady

Aussie: hey look at that kiwi bloke I bet he shags sheep (hahaha)
Kiwi: yeah bro I shag sheep I’d share but they prefer kiwis

by Kiwi as bro May 24, 2022

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A Person, with a lack of Brain Cells, Imagination, Careful consideration and Individuality. They follow every imaginable Trend and when that Trend dies, they immediately follow the next big Trend out there. They are also A perfectly good waste of Sperm and Eggs.

Matt: Slipknot Sucks Dick!!!!!!!
Matt (1 Year Later) OMG SLIPKNOT ROCKS!!!!!1!!!111!!!!!11!
Dave: Matt, you are a Stupid Sheep

by Sam Squids April 20, 2017

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