shazzam

Verb- To defecate solid feces, to poop, to take a s***, to do number 2
Noun- A really heinous poo

That food from mr foo's chinese place is making me have to shazzam.
There's a rumbly in my tummy... I feel a shazzam coming on.

by The Real Philly March 2, 2008

shazzam

The word that I yell when I reach an orgasm whilst I am masturbating.

SHAZZAM!!! Oh man...5 times in one hour...I can still make six, GO!!!

by Tyler Sadex May 19, 2004

shazzam

a very cool word, that i often use. Can be used to make emphasis on something. Rather surprising. Or simply as a word sometimes used in magical spells etc

"shazzam, jack hit jill on the nose"

"i will make a rabbit come out of this hat... SHAZZAM!"

by helen July 18, 2004

Shazamanitis

1-) Shazamanitis is an inflamination of ignorance and utter stupidity usually manifested in the form of a Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman.

2-) A condition of being with a Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman.

3-) A Fabulous, Nasty, Hooker-esq Woman who displays Needless
and irritating and false sense of Fabulocity.

1.)Man...The beak's New Date is totally eat-up with Shazamanitis.
2.)After Last Night I am sure Dumb-boy Has a raging case of Shazamanitis from that Bitch.
3.)Hand me a beer's friend is the epitome of shazamanitis Hands Down.

by Dr. PeterDouglas March 19, 2008

Shazzamwich

Some of the contents of said SHAZAM-wich are obvious--- steak and bread, others are not... while an all American sandwich, think Italian. Think crusty nutty crunch. Research has shown a Shazzamwich pairs well with all but the driest red wines. Initial lab testing favored a tomato and cucumber salad. However, there is no real way to test all combinations that could be present in the field. Cloaked in conspiratorial secrecy.

Wow! now thats a fuking Shazzamwich!

by e727 January 25, 2010

Shazzam mode

Invented By a annomous Badminton player for when he stepped up his game and won every point. Basicly a state of mind you can reach by shouting " im in shazzam mode now!" of which you will become almost invincible at what you are doing.

Badminton player 1: *Hits ace*

Badminton player 2: THATS IT! IM IN SHAZZAM MODE NOW

Badminton player 1: *Runs under table and cries*

Badminton player 2: *Wins game*

by Matthew Juggins August 7, 2007

Shazzamery

Applying the word Shazzam to a feeling of having a good time. Associated with the "Rawr Bear Penis" lifestyle movement. The heavy metal band Pre-emptive Strike usually maintians a good bit of shazzamery during there live performances.

Pony: "What are you gonna do tonight?"
Ryander the great: "pry go up to S.U.T.S's bar and get into some shazzamery, wanna come?"
Pony: "hell, yes I love getting loud, drunk, and annoying the living shit out of everyone with stupid humor"
Ryandeer the great: "Shazzam"

by Jean-Pierre Cunnilingus January 15, 2010