shat

old english past tense of shit

And lo, he was shat upon, and he did weep for his misfortune.

by vexator February 18, 2003

I shat my pants

Shat is the past tense of Shit which is the present tense of crap, so, i shat my pants is saying i shit my pants, which means i crapped my pants, which means i took a poop in my pants, which means I dumped a lump

I shat my pants in english class today.

by Cr4ckhead Mc933 March 18, 2003

shat

The past tense of shit. Also used as a more "classy" form of shit.

I fear I have shat my pants, due to an excess of pheasant!

by Elizabeth Grey July 8, 2016

SHAMWOW BEATDOWN

To repeatedly punch an allegedly cannibal hooker in the face.
Also known as the Vince Shlomi Beatdown.

"I went and gave that crazy prostitute a Shamwow beatdown for biting my tongue when I was trying to kiss her"

"I used to be a paid spokesperson for Shamwow but now I work at Taco Hut for giving that Bitch a Shamwow Beatdown back in '09"

by ShamwowBeatdownBitch! April 24, 2009

Shadwicking

A generally bro rape which involves roofies and the thrusting of the pelvis.

"Oh man, my ass hurts."
"Yeah, I was totally shadwicking you last night"
"Shit!"

by Dr. Jarnigan K. Barnwell August 4, 2007

shat blast

when your done in the bathroom and the toilet bowl is blasted with shat. it usually doesn't come off when you flush.

"I walked into Ryan's bathroom to take a leak and there was a nasty shat blast in the toilet"

by stusky September 26, 2006

Shabwingo

Used to express large amounts of joy. Can replace words such as awesome or cool. Used as an interjection.

Oh, you got an A+ on your test? Shabwingo!

by booney63 December 26, 2015