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shattered dreams

Goldust's trademark move. You put your opponent's legs behind the 2nd rope after he/she's trapped in the corner, you back up, run, and kick him/her between the legs.
Jerry: OMG! Goldust did the Shattered Dreams on Sable!
by ChoujinkiMetalder March 31, 2005
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Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.
Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.
by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011
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shatter-faced

when one has reached "black-out mode" by consuming so much alcohol or other mind altering substances and nonsense rambling and chunks of vomit are the only thing you can spew out of your mouth.
dog, pat is fucking shatter-faced yo.
by mc rb March 23, 2007
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crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.
"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"
by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016
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slattern

Best word ever.
More sophisticated than "slut", but slighty less crude and overdone than "slag", whilst still retaining that crucial amount of European-ness.
"Nonsense, slattern! I will not tolerate your slatternry!"
by princesscupcake April 8, 2006
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shattered

Scottish word for "extremly tired"
"i was up chatting to Iain till 3am i'm shattered"
by Cawnar February 18, 2005
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shatten island

When one takes a shit,and it keeps piling up untill the poop pile becomes so high that it rises above the water in a perfect island form.
hey mike i just took a shit. There was so much that it just piled up into a shatten island.I'll never eat stuffed shells with burritos again!
by bocrillz September 19, 2007
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