shatter analysis

In the manner of bloodstain splatter analysis, shatter analysis attempts to identify the dietary habits of individuals who spray public toilets with explosive diarrhea.

Investigator: "Judging by the consistency and scale of the cone-shaped spray pattern, my shatter analysis tells me our victim was likely lactose intolerant and had either consumed chipotle, Thai food, or barbecue--followed by a large milk shake for dessert."

by austicoatk February 22, 2013

shatter resistant ruler

a ruler that isn't shatter resistant but you smash it against a table anyway, hoping it will break

Jack: Charlotte is this a shatter resistant ruler?
Charlotte: no so don't .....
*Jack smashing the ruler into the table over and over again*
Jack : Charlotte this is a shatter resistant ruler

by mailyobbie October 17, 2017

shatter your pelvis

to be vague, it means sex. because he will be pounding into her so hard, and fast, that her pelvis (the bones right by the vagina) will simply, shatter.

man: damn baby i’m about to shatter your pelvis.

woman: mhh baby get to it.

by penisvaginalolol July 13, 2018

Shatter My Face Bones

being so enamored by a celebrity or idol, that you would let them cause you physical harm just to be in their presence

Tom Brady, I’ll do anything I’ll give up straws just tell me what you want me to do to have a football shatter my face bones into a million pieces

by cyberhighlands May 20, 2019

Shatter Sheet

A bed sheet that has been ejaculated on soo much that dropping it will shatter it.

Went it to my son's room and found his shatter sheet, now I need a broom.

by F_Turnip October 26, 2022

shatter persistant

when you are most likely ill and your ails are persistant

shatter persistant; when you absolutely positively must shit on everything in the bathroom

by jaffaw July 21, 2009

shatter resistant

resistant to shattering,

I bought these pants, because there're shatter resistant

by jaffaw July 21, 2009