shirtup

Shirtup = "Shut up" but pronounced with a thick, east-Indian accent.

*makes excessive noise*
"Can you guys shirtup, I'm on facetime with Asfiya"

by Balancia December 27, 2018

Post Shartum Depression

The feeling of sadness and depression a man or woman has after slightly shitting his or herself unintentionally.

John couldn't wait any longer. He knew he would suffer PSD (Post Shartum Depression) but the pain was too much to bare. So he shit himself.

by Master of Disguise May 8, 2012

dehumidifier startup

A company promoting a dehumidifier as a "revolutionary new technology" to obtain useless amounts of water from air, while insisting that it is definitely not just a glorified, overpriced dehumidifer.

Person 1: Have you heard of the Source Hydropanel?

Person 2: Oh great, yet another dehumidifier startup. Just like WaterSeer? Or the Watergen? Or the Rainmaker? Or Airowater? Or Veragon? Or the We Drink Air? ...

by Donald T. April 6, 2022

startup envy

Feeling of resentful discontent one experiences when employed at a regular job and one encounters news, conversation, or personalities related to startups.

John had a fit of startup envy after he was introduced to the free-spirited folks at the new startup next door.

by LightningBoy August 6, 2010

shartoplasm

A shart that comes out of the penis, that comes after anal sex.

a shart that hurts and smells alot

a shart that burns like a kidney stone

lets go doggy style

10 minutes later

Hopefully i dont shartoplasm

by Evin Papuga March 30, 2008

shartspots

Shart rings, similar to crop circles, in your underwear caused by excessive turtling while passing gas.

Holy shit, my underwear is a near work of art with all the shartspots

by shartmaster October 29, 2009

Shartused

When one of your Facebook friends sharts on your awesome status post, therefore making the status not awesome.

I just had the best FB status until my friend shartused me and made my status look retarded.

by coop4ku September 14, 2010