shirtup 

Shirtup = "Shut up" but pronounced with a thick, east-Indian accent.

*makes excessive noise*
"Can you guys shirtup, I'm on facetime with Asfiya"

shirtup by Balancia December 27, 2018

Shirtpipe 

When you walk out of the shower wearing only a t-shirt and you get a massive erection.

I was just about to go to work but my boyfriend left the shower with a massive shirtpipe. Let's just say I was late for work that day.

Shirtpipe by Loril November 19, 2021

shartup 

A shitty tech startup.

"Where do you work?"
"I'm at a small tech company in Palo Alto. We're losing money, our product is kinda spammy, and our CEO is a 25-year-old Tesla-driving douchebag. Your classic shartup. But hey, we have a pinball machine and free massages!"

shartup by otterdammerung March 18, 2015

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As you type everything that exists in your keyboard, your body slowly transform into boredom itself, you have passed all definitions of boredom and now you ARE the boredom. You have far passed the limits of boredom and you have now reached the ultimate meaning of boredom, philosophy, life, universe, existence, it is... get back to work you lazy sh*t!

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wet ya shirt up 

An expression heard in numerous hip-hop songs, that refers to shooting someone numerous times, causing them to bleed so profusely that their shirt becomes soaked with blood.

"Step off, or I'm gonna wet yo shirt up"

wet ya shirt up by Hugh Janus February 10, 2005

shitup 

A common prank resulting in the victim attempting a blind-folded situp and encountering the perpetrator's ass at the apex of the situp.

Bart wanted to impress his friends with his ability to achieve at least one situp while resisting the force of a towel pinning his head to the ground by a buddy. Before he knew it, his nose was cheek deep in ass and he realized he had actually performed a shitup.

shitup by white polo and jeans July 27, 2012

Shirrup 

To shut some one up

Or to silence them

Here shirrup

Shirrup by Grifferman88 January 5, 2017