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Shartington

An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
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Shantina

Shantina is bae gize and she nuh common
Yk seh shantina cute yf
by A horny jamaican April 8, 2023
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Poot-Sharting

When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”

Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”

I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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Fart-sharting

Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”

“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”

“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
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shartini

When one farts and a tiny bit of juice is excreted shart poo chili
When it felt like a cocktail came squirting out of my butt, I realized I must have had a shartini.
by bmkmkc October 4, 2008
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sharting

fart nugget
basically when its relly quiet and then all of sudden you think you're fart is gonna be quiet and you shit your pants instead.
#1-Guys we have to go now....i mean it we have to go now.
#2-Why whats wrong...what happened?
#3-I just sharted.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....lauren and denver
by jessica March 28, 2004
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Sharoning

The concept in which one procrastinates and eventually does their homework when the clock strikes 12 while complaining about how much homework they have.
Aton21: Wesley, sharon's sharoning again.
silenceikillyou0: stupid bitch.
by NotAndyTon October 18, 2010
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