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The Sharpener

The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.
Hey Frank, my girlfriend gave my dick the sharpener last night! Best sex of my life.
by Mr ZSP October 24, 2020
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Electric Pencil Sharpener

A sharpener having all the capablities of a manual pencil sharpener, with less labor, all you have to do is stick the pencil in and boom! sharpened.
Melvin: Hey now that i have an electric pencil sharpener i can get my work done quicker and more efficiently!

Joey: Hey youre a fag.
by -J-Town- April 30, 2006
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Full pencil sharpener

When a dog faces away from you, places its chin on the floor, stretches out its front legs and raises its tail as high as it can.
"Don't look now darling, Hector is giving it the full pencil sharpener."
by Wordspotter March 17, 2010
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pencil sharpener

When a girl sits on a guy's penis (so that his penis is up her butthole), she starts spinning in circles while she is still on him. During this, the guy starts moaning sounds similiar to those made by an electric pencil sharpener.
Friend : Hillel, did you and Beverly do the pencil sharpener?

Hillel : Why, yes! We did do some pencil sharpening of our own. I also got the moaning sounds down perfect, Zzzrrrrrr Zrrrrrrmmm

Friend : Thats great, maybe Beverly will pencil sharpen me too!
by Brian Zolo December 28, 2005
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Pencil Sharpener

Vulgar word for 'you know what'.

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Boy: Can I stick my pencil in your pencil sharpener?
Girl: Are you sure it's going to fit?
Boy: You never know unless you try. *he winks* Don't worry, I'll clean up the shavings afterward
by Geranimo October 3, 2007
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Sharpener

A sharpener is known as a womans vagina!
O i am going to stick my pencil in your sharpener tonight, and we all know you'll enjoy that *wink wink*
by bigbird90 May 13, 2005
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Shardmander

A systematic way of saying you crapped your pants, but it hurt like it was on fire. Such as the Pokemon charmander
Today in social studies I had a total Shardmander and it hurt like hell.
by That_-One_-Guy December 2, 2015
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