Shandog

The biggest moocher you'll ever meet

I was gone for five minutes, and that darn shandog ate all of my chips

by Chantel 24 August 29, 2016

shankometer

A word used to describe how cool or awesome something is. Can be used like the phrase "Off tha hizzle."

"Holy skanky shit homes that weed is off tha shankometer!"

by Matt December 6, 2004

Shandor

A cat licking man beast.

Man 1: 'Hey, have you seen Shandor?'
Man 2: 'Yer, I think it's in the corner licking a cat'

by djmadhatter June 23, 2014

smandom

Another word for random.

Man, that shit was smandom.

by krs April 19, 2005

Shanoomple

A shanoomple is the thing that happens when you fart, sneeze, blink, cough, throw up, piss and shit at the same time.

Did you see Greg shanoomple himself the other day?
Yeah, he had to go to the hospital right?
Poor guy almost died.

by stupidbitchn June 2, 2019

Shando

A male who is good-looking and extremely intelligent. An amazingly beautiful, intelligent, talented but silent person.

I wish I could be a shando like him", "That shando looks cute does'nt he!, "He's one in a billion!, He's shando."

by Lauren D'costa December 18, 2010

shantom

The Phantom Shits. The Ass Heaves.

Describes the phenomenon of feeling you need to take a dump only to find that nothing will come out.

After drinking all night, I've got the worse case of the Shantoms.

by Steven Fellows November 4, 2007