Shadow the Hedgehog

The coolest character in gaming history. He often swears (d*mn) and uses g*ns. He is very cool and edgy and I want to be just like him when I grow up. My mum says he is a bad influence and that he doesn’t display Christian values, but I don’t care (don’t tell mum)

Cool person: Hey do you know Shadow the Hedgehog?
Uncool person: No, he sounds annoying
Shadow the hedgehog: Damn

by xXCoolShadowPhoenixDragonXx May 6, 2020

The Last Shadow Puppets

A small band consisted of Miles Kane and Alex Turner. Most of their songs are about their sexual tendencies for each other, but that's alright. You can tell.

Reporter: Alexa, now why did you break up with Alex Turner, that fine ass sonofabitch?
Alexa: Because of The Last Shadow Puppets

by tardisninja October 25, 2011

Shadow Puker

Someone who sneaks off from a party unnoticed to puke, then sneaks back ( usually with a drink still in hand) and acts like nothing happened.

"Why does Mary keep sneaking off and returning?" " Oh, she must be a Shadow Puker "

by dlhammel December 5, 2016

sandovaled

the act of being served one too many drinks while pretending not to notice that you are slurring your words and wanting to fight everyone in the room.

Why were you arrested last night? Holy crap, I think I got Sandovaled!

by astroboy906 February 3, 2010

Poo Shadow

A residual film of poo following intense anal. Located upon the pubic area of the pitcher, it is a member of the Dirty Sanchez family, and may also be referred to as "Five O'Clock Feces".

"After we got done there was poop everywhere- on the sheets, in the ceiling fan, on the front porch...I looked down and noticed that there was some on me too. I had a poo shadow from my bellybutton to my nuts. It came right off, but it sure did smell. -Trooper J

by Dirty Diana 315 October 17, 2008

shadow3400

Shadow3400 is known as the number one player in the Minecraft Hypixel Battle Arena. He’s been recognized as one of the most influential angerers of 6. He has made many attempts at the “Guinness World Records: Defecation Eating Contest”. He is yet to succeed. He currently has rejected anyone who has asked him if they sound cute, but this may change in the future.

Person: Can I say something?
Shadow: Yes you can say anything you want to
Person: Is it weird to say that.. you sound cute
Shadow: Koool
Person: That is such a shadow3400 move

by Dismade July 17, 2020

sando party

When a group or organization celebrates your retirement by having a party in your honor & they don’t invite you due to you being a deplorable human being

Dan retired from the Department and the boys celebrated with a Sando Party in NYC without him.

by Fab Five Freddy February 27, 2021