The level of intoxication at which a person has lost virtually all coordination (and/or dignity). Begins to occur about 5 drinks after crunk. Broken glass, public napping, and embarrassing facebook photos typically result.
"Will you judge me if I get completely shaffstalled tonight? It's been a really long week."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
"Ughh, where am I? And why is my foot bleeding? I must have been so shaffstalled last night..."
by LP$ October 9, 2009
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2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
2. Slang for hittin' bitches, gettin' in their britches, smokin' blunts and fu...treating women appropriately.
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Effeminate way for a man to wear his shorts.
Effeminate way for a man to wear his shorts.
Sal was turning on the boys when he decided to go salfatta with his shorts.
Sal whore his shorts so long that the testemorph screamed out, "get that salfatta and fuck him in the ass!".
Sal whore his shorts so long that the testemorph screamed out, "get that salfatta and fuck him in the ass!".
by A. Palumbo September 3, 2007
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I was baffled when the doctor told us we had been salfatta as both of our twin boys had shocking red hair.
My sperm had the salfatta gene, just look at my kids!
My sperm had the salfatta gene, just look at my kids!
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