When one sits on HIS hand until it has fallen asleep and masturbate and feels like someone else is doing it.
by patrick and ryan January 22, 2008
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The super-powered version of Makoto Kino. She is a very tough and tomboy like figure who likes to cook and serves as the "muscles" of the group. She is also the tallest of the Sailor team. Boys fear as she nears them. Her element is thunder including moves like Supreme Thunder, Sparkling wide pressure, and Oak Evolution. The her friends usually call her Mako-Chan. Her color is green.
by SeraaJupitah August 22, 2009
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A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.
To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.
To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.
To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
A word that is commonly (or should be) used by Navy personnel and former Navy personnel when sarcasm is needed to describe something.
To denote that the present situation is reminiscent of government work.
To describe a man as being beyond flaming gay.
To describe the sludge some people serve as coffee that's so strong it'll wake the dead!
Conversation as seen on Facebook (names have been changed to protect the not so innocent)
Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA
Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol
Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$
Former Sailor: *sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.
Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol
Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific
(silence for about a minute)
Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
Former Navy Wife: Hey __"Guy in the Navy"__! Shouldn't you be off getting a tattoo right bout now? HAHAHAHA
Guy in the Navy: lol i wanna just can't afford a new one yet. Maybe next week :P lol
Former Navy Wife: you should get an anchor with a pair of lips on your bum so you can tell the Navy to kiss your @$$
Former Sailor: *sniff* ya'll makin' me feel like I am still a sailor out to sea.
Guy in the Navy: isn't it great __"Former Sailor"__ lol
Former Sailor: It's fucken sailorific
(silence for about a minute)
Former Sailor: I can't believe I said that word
by FormerNavyWife March 30, 2011
Get the Sailorific mug.A very small man dressed as a sailor, often found in small coastal fishing communities. Local superstition holds that photographing or interacting with the sailor midget is often a bad omen and may result in immediate calamity.
Shortly after he took a picture of the sailor midget, Philip flipped the golf cart and sent his passengers flying into the middle of the road.
by psully April 22, 2019
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Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
Person 2: Well, we were talking for a while, then we went to the middle of the lake and did a Stiffened Sailor
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Get the Stiffened Sailor mug.A sexual practice, whereby two people acquire a container full of liquid (water, or urine for extra fetish), before commencing sexual intercourse in the doggy position. This must be conducted anally for maximum effect.
The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.
Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
The 'giver' must hold the 'taker' over the tank of liquid and, at the appropriate moment, dunk the taker's head into the liquid. The taker will then thrash wildly until their bowels void.
Just before voiding, the giver must sense a change in the taker's sphincter pressure, ejaculate wildly, before pulling the taker from the liquid just in time to slap them around the face with their semi erect, post-coital penis (see smurfing) in order to revive them.
by D.Andrews August 8, 2009
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