crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

end my suffering

When you have suffered enough

Ughh. End my suffering, I have 10 tests this week

by Ir0l3playb1sh August 18, 2018

shaffing

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

by 4rid May 7, 2008

Schaffering it

Another use of Google but useless information. Unreliable, false information, uncredited

Chris was going talking about how to install a car motor. Goes on and on about. Tom look over to Ryan and says "He's definitely schaffering it again"

by Tomahawkz August 23, 2021

Shatnering

The complete, and, utter over, use of, commas in sentence structure.

Bobby failed his English essay for shatnering the whole first paragraph.

by Flatoutrude July 7, 2016

pain and suffering

a general description of life

how one feels when they wake up

Person 1: How's life?

Person 2: Pain and Suffering

Person 1: Haha, that sounds like a you problem

by Pain in a nutshell May 10, 2021

human suffering

The thing that gets me through the day

John: Man i love the smell of human suffering in the morning.

by Osteoprotips January 18, 2017