spatulate

Noun:

To slap somone with a spatula

Thats it, I'm going to spatulate you!

by Jasper June 8, 2004

slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010

spatulate

v. to bludgeon some with a spatula

If you keep bothering me while I'm cooking, I will spatulate you.

by mellowyello June 11, 2003

shilaculate

to shilaculate; to shit and ejaculate simultaneously

I accidentally shilaculated on her head and upper body.

I totally shilaculated on her face and chest.

by josh_the_hartnett May 20, 2009

spalculate

to fuck up.

combination of the words "spastic" and "calculate".

well you really spalculated that one!

by ta May 7, 2004

Spatulate

The act of striking someone or something with a spatula, usually to punish a stupid act.

Bob dropped all of the delicious cookies as he was taking them out of the oven. Mike spatulated Bob because of the waste of perfectly good cookies.

by Ottoman540 October 4, 2010

shacolate

When your in a good mood

Today im Shacolate

by Shacolate May 20, 2016