shaq 

most dominate player ever to play the game

who is the man who can dunk on any man, SHAQ!

shaq by kobe May 21, 2003

Shaq 

Movie star, rapper, basketball player, game maker and all round God. Noone can match his skills, nor can they size up to "Shaq Jr". He gets all the honeys in the Shaqbus.

Damn, there's Shaq. Say goodbye to all the honeys...

Shaq by Hockey K Os September 29, 2003

shaq 

the fattest man living on earth who cant seem to understand that he's an old fart and sucks at basketball....and not to mention he got fucking swept in the first round of the playoffs

"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"

interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)

shaq by gggg84764654 May 19, 2007

Shaq 

Player who has now gone to Miamiheat because he Is shit.

I could never get those free throws!
(Steel)

Shaq....Shaq goes for the dunk....And he asks for a substitution!

And we welcome you here for todays match between Miami vs Nuggets. Shaq gets the jumpball...And gets a substitution.

Shaq is out for 4 weeks due to him attempting a jumpball!

Shaq by Marc December 27, 2004

Shaq 

Shaq is taking over the world

Shaq is taking over the world

Shaq by Jim From Sprite April 3, 2019

shaq 

please see shaq appeal.

I wonder if shaq was my height and couldn't play ball, if he'd still get play from the ladies.

shaq by Mr. Dwayne November 4, 2004

shaq 

Hes da diesal FOR the miami HEAt now!

SHAQ daddy iz reppn MI?

shaq by CHINA AKA DA FUTURE July 16, 2004