"yo mommas so fat, i thought she was shaq"
interviewer-"shaq, you went 5 for 827 at the
line today, how do u feel"
shaq-"ummmm duyyyy drrrrr ehhhh ummmmm drrrr" (after hours of this shit, he mumbles some
crap no one can understand and then tries to carry his fat ass into the locker room)