sexiled

To be "exiled" or banished from the dorm while it is being used by a roommate wanting privacy for (often overnight) sexual activity.
It is a common phenomenon at college, often done willingly by arrangement, which may include telltale signs to show the room is being used (i.e. a strategically placed sock or tie). Where sexiling becomes too regular and inconsiderate, the solution is another Urban Dictionary favourite = Cockblocking.

I was sexiled last night when Brad wanted to take a girl back to our room to stay the night.

by DrBrodski January 3, 2009

sexclusive

Having sex with only one person, yet not dating them exclusively. The ability to date several people while having an understanding with one in particular that you are their only sex partner.

I couldn't have sex with Tito last night because Mike & I are sexclusive.

by Happy Sperm October 11, 2006

the sexless innkeeper

When you meet a girl with whom you're about to get some but she ends up falling asleep in your apartment, turning you into the sexless innkeeper.

"Dude, I was totally about to get some, but she fell asleep in my apartment and I didn't want to wake her up"

"Dude, you were totally the sexless innkeeper that night!"

by thedefiningmastercraftsman98 September 8, 2015

sexile

verb: to sexile
comes from combining "sex" and "exile," meaning to kick someone out of a house/room/dorm for means of fornicating.

Mark sexiled me from our room so he could be alone with Laticia, his new lover.

by harriet the spy February 11, 2005

sexalicious

1.) Being so sexy that the word "sexy" can not correctly define
2.) The smell and/or the taste that is present after a hearty round of sex

1.) Oooh,.. that guy is SeX-A-LiCiOuS
2.) "Oooh,.. Your crotch is sexalicious!!"

by Dana April 11, 2003

Segolene

the sexiest person on earth. undoubtedly the most godly being on the face of this planet. whoever sets their eyes upon segolene shall be blessed with extreme wealth and prosperity. the whole world is graced with segolene’s presence. segolene is the alpha and you must bow down to her. all hail segolene.

Is that Segolene? Quick! We must bow down! We are eternally graced with her presence!

by yuumeiro! March 8, 2021

sexland

The best backcourt duo to ever play in the NBA. This duo consists of Collin Sexton and Darius Garland.

“Bro did you see Sexland drop off the nets.”
“Yeah, no way they lose another game.”

by Jagsfan15 January 21, 2021