Sexcapades

Combination of "sexual intercourse" and "escapades."

Used to describe (usually) wild, sexually-oriented advetures.

Friend: "And then he gave me a bj. . ."
You: "That's all fine and dandy, but I don't care to hear about your personal sexcapades."

by Synthetikax August 13, 2009

sexaphone

Puting your penis in a telephone while talking to your girlfriend. When he says "hello" you jizz right in the mouth piece and say you gave me head hoe and then hanging up and never talking to her again.

TreyQuan: Picks up phone
Shaquilla: Hello?
TreyQuan:Jizz
Shaquilla: OMG
TreyQuan: You finally gave me head HOE! You just got sexaphoned you dirty nigga bitch

by aretardedbox February 20, 2010

sexfast

the sex you have right after waking up. a combination of sex and breakfast.

chad and i had great sexfast this morning, so that meant that i didn't have to make him breakfast.

by m.m September 21, 2007

SexFalcon

A women with hairy thick tits a dirty ass pum pum with twigs up there and fungi coming out who swoops in and penetrates pigs and homeless men she is known to be a rapist

Who fucks pigs and old homeless men people call her many names like Timothy,John,Pogo,and Salina

Hey Your such a fucking SexFalcon Laila

by SexFalcon April 28, 2019

sexcapades

any act of a sexual nature

anything you do with someone that's "more than friends"

Ah! Stop! I don't want to hear about yours and Jimmy's sexcapades!

by Patricia March 13, 2004

sexcapade

noun.

1.A wild or reckless adventure to find sex.

2.Wild or adventuress sex.

Martha: Hey, how'd your sexcapade go?
Betty: Awesome, I'm not a virgin anymore!

or

Karl: I heard you had a sexcapade.
Wentworth: Yeah, sex on the Eifel Tower is awesome!

by Hannah Lamb August 23, 2007

sexcapade

When you go on an adventure in which you have sex with a shitload of people in a very short time.

Origin: 'Sex' and 'escapade' together.

Me: You know that bitch that got fucked up the ass by a black guy in a movie theater in eighth grade?

Jimmy fuckup: Yeah, why?

Me: She's goin' on buttsexcapades all the time now.

by Geesta December 2, 2004