Contrabass Saxophone

Likely one of the lowest members of the Saxophone family. Stands at around 6 1/2 feet tall and weighs around 45-50 pounds. Less than 30 are believed to exist worldwide.

Has a wide range and a broad, mellow tone. Lower notes can be low enough to sound alike to human ears. Generally not specifically needed but a nice addition to most symphonies, if they can find one...

Should you go looking for this elusive beast, a good place to start would be the Eppelsheim company based out of Munich. Retail price is will set you back about $25,000-$30,000.
Good Luck.

Guy 1: What is that you're playing?

Guy 2: It's a Contrabass Saxophone.

Guy 1: Whoah...

Guy 2: Yup. I had to mortgage my house and use my kid's college money to afford it, but it was soooo worth it.

by jump5 March 21, 2011

selphone

That's how teenagers write "cellphone" nowadays. Because, y'know, it's used for selfies more often than for calls.

Where's my selphone? I need to take a selfie next to my passing grandma!

by KenM April 29, 2016

Saxophone player

A person who plays the saxophone. That's it. Jacob.

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sexaphonic

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or "Yea baby girl I sure am sexaphonic."
or "Bitches wanna sleep with me because they see how sexaphonic I is.

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Guy 1: How hot is she 1-10?

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by Tex-Mex Shawn C. October 3, 2010

Saxophone

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He played the saxophone

by Buddythepet107 November 5, 2018

saxophone

perhaps the revolutionary instrument that has a complex genetic make-up, it originates from the mating of a clarinet, a lame instrument, and a french horn, the retarded off spring of a trumpet and a trombone. Together they formed a new instrument is really sexy, known for every sexual aspect about it, such as the size of it's wood it uses to make sweet music.

Jason: hey hot stuff, wanna make some sweet music with my big saxophones?

by Mike Rzystoopa February 20, 2008