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scrap'n'sew

Humiliating a defeated opponent after a private street fight by sewing their clothes in an unorthodox manner.

Fairly easy to accomplish after a knockout but possible during a grapple.

A scrap 'n' sew kit is best contained in a metal tin, usually Altoids or Sucrets.

"Bonus points" may be awarded for repairing any clothing damaged during the fight.
Dude: How'd you get that shiner?
Other dude: Remember that poofta that I was pissed at for winking at my girlfriend on facebook?
Dude: Not really.
Other dude: Well, I remixed one of his soundclick songs so it sounded like he was rapping about loving dick and put it on the fakebook I made with his name. I guess he overheard me telling people about it after the bar last night so he sucker-punched me in the alley by my house. Buddy went down with one to the chin. I wasn't satisfied so I gave him the old scrap'n'sew.
Dude: Huh?
Other dude: I happened to have a sewing kit in my pocket so I stitched up his shirt to make it a few sizes smaller. Then I got the idea to attach his shirt to his underwear so he'd have a nasty wedgie. You shoulda seen him trying to walk home when he woke up.
by varicocele April 18, 2009
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can your granny sew?

A delicate way of telling someone you are about to perform an act of violence upon them, esp. the application of a Liverpool Kiss to the nose or the use of a Stanley knife. Follwed up by the action, then the use of the phrase " Then get THAT stitched!" Scottish traditional folk saying.
English man in pub;"Celtic Thistle are not doig well this year..."
Scot:"Oh Aye? Can your granny sew, mate?"
by D F Stuckey February 14, 2004
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The girls began to power sew because they strictly had to leave at 12:30
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SEWY

Derived from the popular internet meme "SIU" said by Cristiano Ronaldo whenever he scored his goal. The term "SEWY" comes from a stream of YouTuber iShowSpeed when he received a donation asking him what his favorite football/soccer team was.
Donator "What football/soccer team do you support?"

Speed: "Cristian Ronaldo. SEWY!"
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A celebration Ronaldo does to show his sigma status.
Wow, look, Ronaldo just did the Sewey! iShowSpeed was so impressed, he made a music video about it!!!11!
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sewerslide

typically used in a sentence when an parent or teacher is around and is just a replacement for suicide
person:i thought he kirmited sewerslide.

other person: no he died from a heart attack.
by Sinning boi June 17, 2020
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kermit sewer slide

The best way to express how much you want someone to end their life without actually saying "commit suicide".
Jeremy: "I'm a gloabal elute on cs:go."
Jonathan: Kermit sewer slide.
by Erofen April 20, 2017
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