Severin

Severin is the nicest and most handsome boy you will ever meet. He's kind, smart, funny, athletic, and talented. Severin would always make you smile no matter what he is doing. He likes to read, play games, play sports, and support his friends. Sometimes, he's a little shy and awkward but that just makes you love him more. Severin is love <3

Me: Severin, if you ever see this, I just want you to know that you are always in my heart. I will love you until the day I die.

by milkcometome April 14, 2019

have several seats

When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.

Trina: Beyoncé 's hair is all hers no weave

Alicia: go have several seats

by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016

ass-wipe seller

An ebay seller who sends wrong mechandise that is only good for wipping your ass with and acts like an ass-wipe when you want him to set things right. An ebay ripp off artist.

The listing said it was ddr1 Mr Whipple sent ddr2,I can't use it and he won't exchange it. When I asked for a refund because it was his mistake, he turned into a real ass-wipe seller. The conceret T shirt was supposed to be in mint condition, the only thing that rag is good for is wipping your ass , and the ass-wipe seller said all sales are final.

by benthere March 8, 2008

skull sealer

Someone that sews their victim’s eyes ears and mouth closed in order to deprive them of their senses. A skull sealer strives to create a mind without in eternal darkness and silence alone with its own thoughts. Once mentioned in a defendant’s opening statement during a murder trial, a clip which is often played on the Preston and Steve show (93.3 WMMR)

I appologize to anyone who's been offended by my fictional creations: Crisagone, the philosopher of evil and the skull sealer.

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Severance Lay

When, after ending a relationship, you have sex for the last time; either after they break up with you, or you with them.

"My girlfriend is moving out of town, so we're splitting up. I'm swinging by her apartment tonight to get my stuff and my severance lay."

by b34r May 21, 2009

severious

Obviously a crossing of Serious, and Severe. used to punctuate as absolutely dire, or "not joking" statement or situation.

The Condition is Severious..

I am Severious.(when asked about the seriousness, or truthfullness of your statement).

Also, Severiously..

by JTYRHE June 4, 2004

severus

SEVERUS SNAPE (Harry Potter Character)
Born:1960 Died:1998 Special Talents: Occlumency, Legillemens, exceptional Potions and wand abilities; extreme loyalty to those who deserved it

ROMAN HISTORY:
Lucius Septimius Severus (or rarely Severus I) (b. Leptis Magna, April 11, 145 - d. Eboracum, February 4, 211) was a Roman general, and Roman Emperor from April 14, 193 to 211. He was born in what is now the Libyan part of Rome's historic Africa Province, making him the first emperor to be born in the Roman province of Africa

The most misunderstood character in Harry Potter is Professor Severus Snape
Things are never quite as it seems.

by Princess-L May 8, 2008